D'COMMUNIQUÉ

Winter Solstice

The numbers in post discussion are misconstrued. They aren't evidenced nor can they be substantiated. INET providers blocking segments of global traffic (i.e., nodes segmented, reports indicate reduced numbers of user base) from different users. Screw those numbers ... be on the scope for massive data farming. Europe might be seeing larger user base, I dunno .. who cares. Protect assets. Floundering, like a flounder, devoid of business acumen and acuity.. complete disregard of basic business tenets. Corrupting vintage Deming economics the management is on acid. You can click on those urls at your own risk. There's probably an EN button somewhere on the tool-bar. Multiple language translations can't disguise the same gibberish. We've been down this road before. The codec, browser, OS, and network methods of waging war. They go there, we stay here at home.Solid evidence is readily available on torrent streams.

Supplier, ..late 4th quarter delivery, if we're lucky. ... Do you want one? even though TECH sector reports all major components suffering from same QC issues.
We did manage to knock out another yearly Christmas Carol.

Summer Solstice

The most recent expenditure of energy was a previous performance. Mario and Ivan were perplexed by the events that occurred and proceeded to analyze the event:

I tries to sets up on time but virus keeps asks me fo plug to amp. I keeps sayings, it be is no problem, when I be done settings up. but be pains in me ass and asks again. I finally gets sets up, no mike checks, times up, somebody asks me if they have reverb on mike, head explode, not time, no even sets up limiters. Besides me playlist show the insect start squirting on second set.. nots first sets!! .. I throws insect a orange Home Depot plug on firsts sets ... Watdafa... ¿? I is posed to gives powers cords too !? I no give a fuque anymores .. I quits!
~ Mario, FOH Engineer

We called Ivan, the conductor, in for an interrogation, to get his interpretation on the course of events.
Every effort is employed to try an obtain a fair, balanced, and truthful testimony to the events that transpired.

I don't know what exactly occurred. I was sure that our original stage plot was to be adhered to, or we endeavored to follow it as closely as possible. I raised my baton at 08:32 PM, two minutes late, which disturbed me greatly. The first note was dropped and then all hell broke loose. There was a strange ruckus emanating from stage left, stage right as if you face the stage, which kept increasing in decibel level. The din was interpreted as truly offensive, atonal, and contrary to our aural design. I noticed, utilizing my peripheral perceptions, that newly arriving audience members were immediately leaving due to the fact that the cacophonous din was cantankerous in effect, generally out of place, and inherently disruptive. I made every effort to subdue and quell the situation by instructing sections of the orchestra to cease playing. This was a vain effort. I was hoping to see if the beast would spring enlightened to self awareness, realize this mortal misdemeanor, and cease sinking the score into a fetid cesspool from hell. Lo, the evil barbarian anthropophagite did not cease, but continued to wail and howl ever louder until it destroyed all assemblage of sonic expenditure and exhausted itself in a phantasm of juvenile victory. Shortly thereafter, it was all I could do to arouse the orchestra to forge forward with the score. By then, drenched in sweat from the battle, we elicited some sonorous motifs that restored an assemblage of sanity, but by then the majority of a worthy audience had left, leaving our effort in shambles. I can no longer proceed on in suffering manageable fiasco's and, true to fulfilling my responsibilities as conductor, I apologize for my incompetence in reigning in the anomaly, my maladroitness at maintaining order, and hence, resign, in shame, from my position immediately.
Ivan ~ Conductor

Conclusion

All's well that ends well.
We have analyzed the situation and, as per the code (below), we have itemized the recommendations.

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It's important to maintain an emo-tonal aspect while contemplating an ethos: