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Winter Solstice

This blog post entertains a unique view of events that occurred during the original transmissions of data created through the early Summer Solstice Thursday, June 21, 2018 at 6:07 am EDT unto, through, and beyond this winter solstice. Basic images and code are supported for your pleasure.

Breathe easy, we get to close up the facility to keep the heat in, NOT keep the heat out. Where to begin, so many upgrades. We've missed so many patches due to squirrels screaming for a nut, nails jumping out of boards, and chickadees afraid to get a seed. Never mind the static discharges, it's due to anti-gravity. Casting aspersions and diversions, like fishing for bass: we would not have accomplished anything if it wasn't for the generosity of our Trustees, Engineers, Content Sculptors, and Muses.
We wish you a Happy Holiday and look forward to 2020 with excitement.

Stop by the Church of Cheech
Services rendered 9:30 AM - 11:45 AM every Tuesday.
Fender Rhodes and Drums accompanying a choir of two. Three and five part harmonies will be evident.
* Prelude/Processional
the love offering * Prayer/Selections/Offering/Benediction
  • Ode to the Gypsy
  • Equinox Praise Dance
  • Milk Ye Romance
  • Four Three
  • Tenderize Thy Spirit (a hymn)
  • A Time for Love

We did manage to knock out another yearly Christmas Carol. Tools to accomplish these tasks have gotten better and easier to use. OpenShot and Reaper have liberated us from the whips and slavery of commercial software. We indicated eons ago that the development of the animated gif and the mp3 represented the endgame for Hollywood. Why waste the time watching a two and half hour film drama (with less than 48K sound) when you can get the message in a few minutes. Never mind listening to the rendered audio mix through a 3.5mm woofer.

A Discarded Memo from the Scriptorium

Hal rides a bike..
.. so do I.
Mom, I'm scared every time I ride my bike.

The numbers in post discussion are misconstrued. They aren't evidenced nor can they be substantiated. INET providers blocking segments of global traffic (i.e., nodes segmented, reports indicate reduced numbers of user base) from different users. Screw those numbers ... be on the scope for massive data farming. Europe might be seeing larger user base, I dunno .. who cares. Protect assets. Floundering, like a flounder, devoid of business acumen and acuity.. complete disregard of basic business tenets. Corrupting vintage Deming economics the management is on acid. You can click on those urls at your own risk. There's probably an EN button somewhere on the tool-bar. Multiple language translations can't disguise the same gibberish. We've been down this road before. The codec, browser, OS, and network methods of waging war. They go there, we stay here at home.
Supplier, "..late 4th quarter delivery, if we're lucky. ... Do you want one? even though TECH sector reports all major components suffering from same QC issues." Solid evidence is readily available on torrent streams.

Amanda Louise Geraldo Ruiz interviews Herb:

Loosely translated from Spanish or Italian, to German and French, and then to English.

A ~ "where ? wat was de best wateva wat==heck?"
Ana Isabel Ordonez H ~ "Homburg, with the Downtown Allstars. Tim Berne, Mark Dresser, Sylvie Courvoisier, and Tom Rainey..and (as the artist pauses to salt his side order of scrambled eggs) Elaboration."
A ~ "Still harvesting pesos from those sunkin' galleons?"
H ~ "..with BMI it's negligible."
A ~ "a good book?"
H ~ "Nica's Dream by David Kastin."
A ~ "Piano?"
H ~ "Boston K about 1920's."
A ~ ".. some more pancakes? freshen coffee?"
H ~ "ok"
A ~ "Oh, I really like Home Game. I love a "Clean Man" . I listen to it daily.

We The Future

MJCMAG Projects and Factoids.

  1. Flying Monkey Dogs is still in the development stage. The left sidebar indicates their current presence and status as a concept.
    You may have to figure out how to salute a flag in your browser.
  2. Several objects removed or modified and others placed into the archives.
  3. New Portals roll-out expected in 1st quarter of 2020.
  4. Neuer Wald Ensemble, under the inspiration of Professor Valosin, has been very active in the IHR laboratories.
  5. All studios, laboratories, and residences are now converted to 100% electric wind renewable power.

References and Resources

  • Sovereignty Sov"er*eign*ty, n.; pl. Sovereignties. [OE. soverainetee, OF. sovrainet['e], F. souverainet['e].]
    The quality or state of being sovereign, or of being a sovereign; the exercise of, or right to exercise, supreme power; dominion; sway; supremacy; independence; also, that which is sovereign; a sovereign state; as, Italy was formerly divided into many sovereignties. [1913 Webster]
    Woman desiren to have sovereignty
    As well over their husband as over their love.
  • enigma e*nig"ma, n. A dark, obscure, or inexplicable saying; a riddle; a statement, the hidden meaning of which is to be discovered or guessed. [R.] [1913 Webster]
  • From Eros to Gaia by Freeman J Dyson
  • The Invention of Nature by Andrea Wulf
  • It's important to maintain an emo-tonal aspect while contemplating an ethos:

What he said, Happy Holidays. See you in 2020. I'm just the janitor.
Cum sociis et magnis dis purulent montes, nascent ridiculus musicos fermentum.